- Awkward times for Frodo to fart (accompanied with fake fart noises)
- Narrate the movie in hashtags
- Spot the meme
- "What the fuck is Legolas doing?"
- "We really should have seen this coming"
- "Gandalf fucking told you so"
And last but not least
- Regret every decision that led to you trying to marathon these movies again
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord